With only a few days left before our newest child joins the family (note counter to the right) people tend to think it is funny to rib us about getting all the sleep we can. What people fail to realize is the humor of that comment hinges seriously on the current state of sleep in the house. Something that should be investigated or at least considered before making such a hilarious comment. Note the bags under the eyes, the sluggish responses, the heavy sigh that overtakes our bodies as we settle into our seats. Get all the sleep while we can? Right. Because Ricki is just as comfortable as can be and sleeping soundly as it is right now. I'm free of any stress, my insomnia is not acting up and my bed is so comfortable that I look forward to getting into bed at night. And because Krevan isn't anything like me and sleeps like the dead from dusk to dawn......... And if you believe all of that....
Krevan, as many of you may know has picked up a few of my bad habits. For one, he doesn't really like to sleep at night. In the past this meant that we would be visited several times throughout the night. I usually hear him shuffling into the room, but after a turning him instantly around and putting him back in bed, he now walks to Ricki's side of the bed. It's worse than a newborn because even if you do feed him, there is no guarantee he will go back to bed.
On a side note, and in the spirit of relevant additional information pertaining to the story, Krevan is getting big. Both the boys are. And in anticipation of having a new child hanging around, we are trying to enable the boys to to take care of things themselves. Get their own cereal, make their own bed, and if they wake up in the middle of the night just go to the bathroom without us. I mean come on, you have to pass the bathroom to get to us so they might as well cut the whole experience short. I thought the nightlight in the bathroom would work.... something like a bug zapper. The kid wakes up, stumbles into the hallway bleary eyed and half asleep, but instead of walking to our room gets hypnotized by the glowing blue light and bbbbbbbzzzzzzzzzz (insert tracterbeam sound effect) they get sucked into the bathroom with no need of parental supervision. etc. I think the boys find it empowering.
So last night Ricki and I are unjustly ripped from our sleep by a strange noise....... (Pause for dramatic affect).
And there is a light on in the house. I look at the clock 2:30 am. We both get up, (sigh), and walk to the boys room. Feeling empowered Krevan decided he wasn't tired and woke Brig up. The lights were on, and they were both sitting comfortably on the top bunk, blankets in hand watching a movie.
This is not what I had in mind when I took the whole "empowerment" route.
I think this is something along the lines of the "I hope your kids are exactly like you" curse that our parents place on our heads. Get all the sleep that we can? Uh-huh. Then there was Kre's 4AM escapade to get snacks, and several other events for which I remember no details because I was delirious. Now, where did I put those Ambien pills?